water

wet stuff that is in alot of places

'wow you just drank water'

by lololololololo9lololololololol June 16, 2023

Navy water

To provide an inaccurate timeline; can be purposefully incorrect or widely perceived; can refer to providing wild guesses that are constantly disproven or backpedaled upon; may also refer to a complete lack of a timeline

Days Timmy has provided as projection completion dates: last Tuesday, yesterday, 4 weeks ago, a Sunday from a ways back, not done yet

All correct if Timmy was Navy watering—because Timmy didn’t know there was a project at all.

by Dinger S. Jackson December 9, 2021

water

a substance that kills you when you put it in your dick

water is not good for you

by justing water December 14, 2021

brick on water

a floating piece of poop that just splashed piss water all over your back.

dude come here i need you to wipe my back and look at this brick on water.

by rainczech August 19, 2009

Watering the Moustache

The act of describing a runny nose after swimming all day long.

Dude, are you still watering the moustache!

by bbergonio June 20, 2011

Watering the Backdoor

When you piss into someones Ass.

I overheard that Jeremy was watering the backdoor last night. Diandra said it was almost like an enema.

by anonymous September 13, 2023

Watering the gnomes

doing a task that is pointless

Friend- “Yo whatchu been up to today?”
Me- “Nothing, just been watering the gnomes lately”

by Pseudonein12 July 24, 2025