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urban dictionary t-shirt

The t-shirt Urban Dictionaryoffers as a product on its website. The definition of a word you find on their website can be printed on this shirt to you.

The t-shirt is defined as "Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton)."
Jackoff 1: Hey, I just got my new Urban Dictionary T-shirt. It has the definition of gay sex on it!

Jackoff 2: Oh, yeah? Well, mine has roast beef flaps on it!

Jackoff 3: Everyone loves my Urban Dictionary milf hunter T-shirt!

Downie Jackoff: I got a shirt with down syndrome on it!

Jackoff 4: I like my dick chicken shirt. What about you?

Jackoff 5: My mom took away my your mom T-shirt.

Ordinary, good-natured person: I don't have an Urban Dictionay t-shirt, but I have a nike just do it t-shirt with a nike swoosh on it!

(Jackoffs look at the ordinary person like a complete and utter retard)
by janjanmaniac October 7, 2016
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I love urban noth

It,s a saying by all(urban dictionary) lovers: I,am urban dictionary, but I mean, now, I,m feeling sexy tonight!(awhile)_ These people are female only, fast are going to bed with their male (permanent)friend or husbands.
I love urban noth say I,m fond of you!
by bad,good? August 6, 2019
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Urban Dictionary Volunteer Editors

The person group that have no life and tend to reject your word definition submissions.
These people are the largest virgins known to man, not even 4chan members can compete.
Friend: You should define that word and publish it on Urban Dictionary
Me: Good idea let me do it.
*10 minutes later*
Editors: We have rejected your word.
Me: Oh no the Urban Dictionary Volunteer Editors rejected my word :(
by HalfSmartMan January 21, 2020
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the secret side of the urban dictionary

Huh, you searched this, search 1243566
So I can post this I’ll say it: the secret side of the urban dictionary
by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020
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The first Urban Dictionary definition

It was either "hork", "hella" or "hecka", by alpha mu, all posted on the same date- December 14th, 1999
Person 1: Guys, I found the first Urban Dictionary definition!
Person 2: Wow! And it's from 1999!
Person 1: We finally found it, the holy grail!
Person 3: 1999 is the first Urban Dictionary definition!1!1!!
Person 1 & 2: NO IT'S NOT YOU RETARD, THERE ARE THREE POSSIBILITIES
by the fresh king of bel air June 29, 2023
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The back side of the urban dictionary

Hi! Well uh, thi is even more secret than the secret side uh... Heres the nutrition info of the urban dictionary then.
CALORIES
150
Calcium 40mg 2%
Carbohydrate Total 18g 6%
Cholesterol 0mg 0%
Total Calories 150
Total Fat 8g 10%

Total Fat Saturated Fat 1g 6%

Total Fat Trans Fatty Acids 0g
Iron 0.3mg 0%
Dietary Fiber 1g 4%
Potassium 50mg 0%
Sodium 210mg 9%
Protein 2g
Sugars 1g
IQ 0.000000001 mg
And that is the nutrition info of the back side of the urban dictionary
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faux urban cracker kid

Cringy white pothead normies in middle school who wear hoodies, say stuff like chill, fax, THOT BEGONE, oof, snack, bruh, squad, gucci, fam and act/talk like 2014 nibbas. usually worship hell-tier rappers like lil pump and cannot have an IQ fit to comprehend originality, roaming the suburbs of american shitholes this present day.
F.U.C.K. them faux urban cracker kids trying to cancerize my twitter feed with their oversaturation of me_irl, roblox and caillou memery
by PorcupineCanadian January 7, 2019
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