Happy Ass

An adjective to describe leaving angrily or sarcastically; getting out by strutting out; showing off your "excited to leave" posterior while you make your exit.

Me and my happy ass are out, y'all.

by Bada$$bitchesatabar April 22, 2017

ass on a tuesday

After a night of heavy drinking, one would say "I feel like ass on a Tuesday" if they are suffering from a hangover.

I can be said on other days also.

God... I feel like ass -- on a Tuesaday.

by BB October 21, 2004

Ass app

An ass app is terminology commonly used by graphic designers when having to urgently create something from scratch or figuratively 'pull it out of your ass.'

Client: "Oh, we love the ad campaign but would like to make a few changes. Could you change the photo, rewrite the copy and have it to the publisher in an hour?"
Graphic Designer: "Sure! No problem. Let me use my ass app and I'll have that ready in a jiffy!"

by stdraege October 19, 2011

Ass raisin

The tiny balls of crusty shit on the tip of your ass hair.

Garry: A word of advice - never go to sleep with an itchy ass.
Julie: Why?
Garry: Because you'll wake up with ass raisins stuck under your nails.

by Vizantieca November 2, 2010

Ass mouth

The wrinkles that unhappy old ladies have around their mouths. Often caused by smoking. And also being uptight.

If it wasn't for Botox, Ann Coulter would totally have ass mouth.

by anncoulter November 29, 2011

swimmer's ass

Swimmer's ass. A pimply rash found in and around the anal region of swimmers. Commonly found amongst the population of female swimmers due to their low tolerance for irritation in the given region.

That girl has mad swimmer's ass

by Golf bro December 8, 2014

curry ass

A slur for an incompetent Indian woman. See "Symmetra".

"Get your shit out of my way, you goddamned curry ass bitch!" --Roadhog to Symmetra

by SadPanda McGee January 24, 2017