Grease Monkey

Used against IPad Kids. Due to the fact of their IPads being really greasy. These “Grease Monkeys” are normally very annoying and like wotsits and end up covered in cheese. IPad ending up greasy and covered in cheese and Finger Prints.

Person 1: Ew, that kids ipad is so cheesy and greasy.

Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.

by Daddy Adam May 3, 2021

monkey man

a douche bag....who works at the local skateshop(in batavia)....laughs all the time about stupid shit no one cares about....wheres the same hurley pants..everyday and always talks about how good he is at skateboarding (but he sucks)

QWAZZY(from upfront) IS A DOUCHE BAGGGGG MONKEY MANNN...

by tim oh man ion August 15, 2003

Howler Monkey

An insult so lame, it's funny.

"Man, you're such a howler monkey, dude!"

by Gumba Hater July 14, 2003

grenade monkey

a monkey with a granade amonkeywithagranade

hey gorge look at that "grenade monkey"

by stooped munkey January 8, 2007

Monkey Trunk

n. When a woman's inner labia (labia minora) extends beyond her outer labia (labia majora) which are most commonly larger

That woman's monkey trunk was so big she had to tuck it in when she wore a bikini.

by Gods_mistake May 1, 2005

ass-monkey

Someone or something that keep throwing their shit in your face.

Wonder what that ass-monkey Bush is gonna say now.

by chris May 13, 2005

Sea Monkey

Funny litle things that squirm around in cheap plastic containers given in a kit by large Sea Monkey conglomorates.

1. Dude, my Sea Monkies are big, fool!

2. Hey Betty, where did you get your Sea Monkies?

3. I have a problem with beating my Sea Monkies.

by Tom February 21, 2004