Pitch Slap

When you accept an unsolicited invitation on social media, only to receive an immediate response by the contact pitching their latest product.

Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".

I just received this request from this Tech Bro Benton based out of San Francisco.

I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.

DEEEECLINE.

by Lookin4LootDrops June 14, 2024

Slapping the Wood

A way to refer to masturbation using male genitalia

"I was Slapping the Wood last night."

by Aubri the Thugshaker May 12, 2023

slaver slap

When a mongo/retard/spastic/window licker slaps you in the face with its slaverly hands.

"billy(retard), what the fuck are you doin in the house".....billy responds with a*slaver slap*!?

by john abdhule September 16, 2008

sac tap butt slap

This is a truly humiliating attack one can do to a boy. It involves the simple act of hitting them in the balls, usually with a quick flick motion. When he is doubled over in pain it is followed by a painful slap on the ass. It’s a spanking they won’t forget and whoever does it is a badass.

Example 1
Jake: Why is everyone laughing at robin?
Tanner: Jordan attacked him. It was a sac tap butt slap
Jake: Damn!

Example 2
Brent was standing around minding his own business when Robin and Derek got him with a sac tap butt slap. Robin hit him in the balls, Derek slapped his ass. It was embarrassing for Brent.

by Elsis December 28, 2018

Don’t Slap on Me (It, Them)

Don’t hate on me, it, them. A common term.

“Hey man, you look like shit.”
“Bro, Don’t Slap on Me (It, them).”

by boobiesbopper September 19, 2023

Rush-slapped

To be overwhelmingly rejected by a company and/ or a large section of the American people. To be forced into a humiliating public apology against your wishes. To flip flop on a position after facing enormous public pressure.Similar to bitch-slapped.

He sure got rush-slapped today, 3 advertisers left his show.

by Sexxybeast1973 March 09, 2012

slap boy month

when all genders or sex’s have a chance to slap a boy anywhere you want without permission but you have to be friends with them.

-girl slaps a boys head- ‘ha i can slap you because it’s slap boy month’

by orangetamer October 05, 2020