Simp

Someone who has a mop on their head and wears headbands.

Kyle “Man Christian Cox is such a simp.”
Nick “Yeah i know.”

by TheCouncilForTheBoys March 12, 2020

One way simping

When a person and another person simp for eachother but when one person causes a problem to the other they stop talking to them for a while but again both start simping shortly but can easily stop when a problem occurs

John why are you one way simping for Ava she keeps simping back but then leave than come back

by Howdoidothis September 2, 2020

Simp

Jamie and jack are treating women above there friends in order to get the sweet punana

Freddie: callum, why are jack and Jamie being simps

Callum: they need to smash

by Idk12345654321 April 21, 2020

SIMP

A SIMP is a Twat that gives money to a Twitch Twat because they think it gives them a chance of having the sex.

Usually, but not always male.

BRO!!!!!! Did you see this? That simp just gave her a $9,001 donation!!!

It's over 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by WarriorMan256 November 17, 2020

Simp

A guy who begs for coochie

Ethan Garbe was a simp to all the local girls.

by spawnpeeked January 15, 2020

Simp Law

When a person under the conquest of subpar vagina starts putting the (female) over their own friends and make certain rules not to make her (female) angry.

I was going to call you a stupid fucking whore, but my friend Sean has laid down a new Simp Law

by RacismDoctor May 20, 2023

Simp

Noel from Engineering

*Noel enters Eng 369*
Timmy: "Yo its the simp that knows people's favourite flowers"

by youknowwhothisispussy January 1, 2021