gutted like a wet fish

gutted like a soggy fish
when one is very upset and feels they have been torn apart or gutted like a wet or soggy fish is.

"I'm gutted like a wet fish Dave, i lost my new cascada c.d"

by ehehehehehehehe December 9, 2008

You smell like a jew

Roccoj22 always smells like a jew

And (im ur local binman) and (a wet fart) = GOD

rocco mate you smell like a jew

by Racistnegro69 April 25, 2021

Hung like a can of beans

A phrase that refers to a man with a wide, but short, penis

JOE: "Does your girlfriend actually have sex with that?"
HANK: "Hell ya, she loves'em wide not long"
JOE: "You're hung like a can of beans!"

by jaminimaj July 28, 2011

ass like 9/11

When an ass is so beautiful, you never forget what it looked like. The 9/11 slogan was “Never Forget”. So to have an Ass like 9/11 is to have an ass that you won’t forget, just like people will never forget 9/11.

She’s got an “Ass like 9/11”. I’ll never forget.

by BigNickel1944 September 11, 2018

Like all tik toks

Like all tik toks on tik tok you seen today!

If a random tik tok come up on your foryoupage you have to like it ! LIKE ALL TIK TOKS

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Habitual Like Maniac (HLM)

A person who likes every status update or post you post within a micro-second of posting it.

It appears I have an HLM on my page. Carol is a Habitual Like Maniac (HLM)

by Pu See Mai Wang December 28, 2014

vanished like a fart in the wind

To disappear and be 'unseen' to the wind like a fart .

Tom vanished like a fart in the wInd into the woods.

by Crgreen January 20, 2017