God

A giant, bearded man that lives in Heaven, The Sky. He has started a cult with over TWO BILLION global members. (Apparently, they are all named Christian.). He has around seven billion kids(unconfirmed). The most famous of which is Jesus H. Christ. He is named in this infamous quote, "Welcome to bible study, we're all children of Jesus . . Kumbaya my Loord." Jesus was birthed in a barn by Mary Christ. His birth was documented in 'The Bible'. To quote the book,("I brought you Frankincense." "Thank you." "I brought you Myrrh." "Thank you." "Mur-dur!" "Huh...Judas..no!") he was bought gifts from strange animal herders.

Oh my God, you smell like shit.

by @freeshavacadoo000ontiktok February 5, 2021

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God

Our kind and glorious lord who shine's light upon us in a dance of freedom and equali... Oh wait I am describing satan.

I don't care about God sorry not sorry.

by The_Pentegram July 2, 2022

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Drowned Gods

the name literally nobody fucking uses for deepwoken

"hey wanna hop on drowned gods" "no nigga who the fuck calls it drowned gods"

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Shake God

refers to the ultimate mythical manifestation of the culinary realm that is unparalleled across multiple universes. This deity selectively blesses people who have a superior taste and showers them with fortune after the ingestion of heavenly articles mainly thick shakes, waffles etc. The deity has become a common parlance to the Hindu

Vedic deity of Annapurna in the recent times.

I want to have a thick chocolate ice cream brownie shake; I must go to the Shake God.

by masterbaitslave November 4, 2025

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