Black fish

A slang term used to describe bowfin in southern Alabama and literary nowhere else

That black fish just splashed

by The man69420 July 4, 2022

fishing for crappie

Fingering your butthole.
Saluting the Rear Admiral.

Grandmother: "Excuse me, have you seen my grandson?"
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.

by blackstardust May 7, 2024

Fish flap

Taking ur index and middle finger and sticking them in a females cleavage and smacking each tit while making fish sounds with your mouth

That cashier is just begging for a fish flap.

by Agent4789 December 16, 2021

my fish lost her gloves

ya she did

my fish lost her gloves can you get them back

by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

Reddit Fishe

A female Redditor who identifies as Undyne from Undertale. They can be found easily on Reddit. They're an endangered species, only one left in the wild. The person posting this is the Reddit Fishe.

Guy: Oh no, you've summoned the Reddit Fishe!
Reddit Fishe: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME, PUNK?!
Guy: Everybody run!
Reddt Fishe: NGAAHHHH!!!

by FeralSol June 4, 2022

Fish

A slimy sea creature with dick sucking lips and hicks try to catch them with poles. Can also be used as a joke or to describe the smell of a girl's vagina. They make very good fleshlights aswell.(the ones without teeth)

Example 1:

Gawddaym bill I just caught me a fish the Size of my wifes honkers.

Example 2:

Man 1: hey man do you like fishsticks?
Man 2 (Kanye west): hell yeah I love fishsticks.
Man 1: what are you... a gay fish?
Man 2 (Kanye west): SHUT THE FUCK UP I AINT NO GAY FISH DAWG IM STRAIGHT AS A PENCIL AND YEAH I LOVE FISHSTICKS, I LOVE PUTTING FISHSTICKS IN MY MOUTH BUT I AINT NO GAY FISH BITCH.

Example 3:

Dude... I fucked that girl last night and her vagina smelt like fish.

Example 4:
Mmmmmmyep ima put my dick I'm this fish mouth. *dead fish sounds* ohhh yeah *slap slap squish* shiiiit *wet noises"

by Mr. Postpartum March 30, 2022

Taking the wrong fish by the hand

To make a poor choice or miscalculate when selecting someone or something important.

"He felt that he was ‘taking the wrong fish by the hand' when he hired the new employee, who turned out to be unreliable and not a good fit for the team."

by quacku November 15, 2024