by Puppylover56 August 23, 2023

James bird is a sexy man from Guildford, he own 4 R34’s, 3 Rx7’s and 10 supras.
He has a huge cock and is a real magnet, he also owns all the sainsburys in the UK
He has a huge cock and is a real magnet, he also owns all the sainsburys in the UK
by Saitama Speed Tribe November 23, 2021

God like in every way a true testament to what a man should be but most likely you will never achieve the readyness and steadyness that this master of life has accomplished if you ever receive the blessing of being in his presence Charis every second for you met a legend.
I do believe James can walk on water and it isn't the salt of the earth it is the James of the earth. Damn that dude is a smooth operator.
by Modernops23 January 26, 2023

When your part of shrimp and chode gang, and you cum tzatziki. You know you have James milk if you can grow green cheese under your foreskin
by Jdjehduehd September 26, 2019

An extremely handsome man with a big penile size. Those who are James' are unique in their own special way and are normally referred to as "Gay" by other males who are jealous of James being fawned over by girls.
Random male, "Oi you must be a James cuz of all the girls. Ha Gay loser."
James, "Yeah thanks, i am happy because of the chics."
James, "Yeah thanks, i am happy because of the chics."
by aWeirdKid_ June 15, 2021

This person is a self proclaimed nerd, and isn't desperate in the slightest, they like to play video games and use their creativity, they also like to draw on occasion, they have many friends who always have their back, they are laid back and friendly, they don't care who you are as long as you don't effect them.
by Hideout28 October 1, 2017

A fat, sweaty, retard who lives on top of the fryer in poverty with his hoore cat crystal whilst he shoves all nine fingers up it’s bumhole.
by Wee-cassy June 27, 2019
