Arkansas Water Bender

When a woman inserts a water hose into her vagina for a prolonged period, then squirts the water out of her vagina into a man’s face.

An example of the Arkansas Water Bender:
“I heard that last night, Kelsea pulled an Arkansas Water Bender on Lewis’ face.”

by Earl’s dick February 10, 2025

Watered-down bitch

Fake af

Damn Julia, you a watered-down bitch!

by anonymous February 17, 2025

water bottle

when they put the entire dick in the mouth and the say they can fit more so you cry

Dave: I'm very sad kitty gave me a water bottle

by anonymous February 21, 2025

Brown Water Rafting

When you eat a block of cheese on a Friday Night and follow it up the next morning with a Taco Bell breakfast burrito, and the solid chunk of shit in your ass rides the Taco Bell liquid wave out your butthole.

Ryan should have known better than to eat that taco bell.... his butt cheddar is brown water rafting out of him.

by Repressed Humor Issues February 21, 2025

After Water

Water resulting from melted ice.

I drank all my water and then the ice melted. The melted ice tastes like after water.

by OTot90 February 22, 2025

Alabama Water Balloon

The act of shoving a garden hose up your anus and filling yourself with water like a water balloon.

The kids ran out of water balloons, so Uncle Turtle performed the Alabama Water Balloon so they could still have fun.

by Bricky Ricky February 23, 2025

Elmo Water

Red water that when you drink it, elmoes pop out the so-called eye sack located in your middle brain.

"Hey Fred, Can I get a glass of your finest Elmo Water?"
"Spot on, I gotcha man!"
"Dude, this is making an elmo pop out my middle bralien!"

by Urban Explains February 25, 2025