jack is being a total simp
by spionic March 18, 2020

by large Richard October 28, 2020

A simp is a man named Gilmore Devoss. He always tries hard to please women, but sadly they only want him for the dick. Well, most of the time that is, there might be one or two cases of true love.
by sTrAiGhT sImPiN', aMiRiTe? March 9, 2020

“Oh yeah, I’m a simp.”
“Bro, you’re pathetic. You’re really out here doing everything for a girl just get some vagina?”
“No. I’m a sniper monkey.”
“Bro, you’re pathetic. You’re really out here doing everything for a girl just get some vagina?”
“No. I’m a sniper monkey.”
by Redthewarrior July 11, 2023

Noel from Engineering
by youknowwhothisispussy January 1, 2021

A SIMP is a Twat that gives money to a Twitch Twat because they think it gives them a chance of having the sex.
Usually, but not always male.
Usually, but not always male.
BRO!!!!!! Did you see this? That simp just gave her a $9,001 donation!!!
It's over 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's over 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by WarriorMan256 November 17, 2020

So we had "No Simp September" and "No Simp September" But next year is "No Simp Year" It's for both genders, if you lose, oh well. You can't simp for fictional, or real life people.
Boy : Hey girl you lookin fineee.
Girl : Um, you just lost No Simp Year!
Boy: What's that?
Girl: It's a challenge where both genders can't simp for a year!
Girl : Um, you just lost No Simp Year!
Boy: What's that?
Girl: It's a challenge where both genders can't simp for a year!
by no simp something person October 4, 2020
