that Boy hunter a simp
by TheBoys420 February 25, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.
Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.
CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024
Get the Simp Mathmug. by Littlemacaroni June 10, 2020
Get the Simpmug. adjective
A male who praises a female to the discretion of his own dignity, financial freedom, and general external freedom.
A male who praises a female to the discretion of his own dignity, financial freedom, and general external freedom.
Mason: “yO where the fuCk is my boy brad?”
Jason: “I heard he’s been taking that thot Brenda out on expensive dates”
Mason: “Are you serious? He promised he would show up today! What a fucking simp.”
Jason: “I heard he’s been taking that thot Brenda out on expensive dates”
Mason: “Are you serious? He promised he would show up today! What a fucking simp.”
by Stoppablefish8 May 14, 2020
Get the Simpmug. The main distinguishing feature of any simp is that they have empathy only towards the opposite sex (one-sided).
Consequently they tend to: be in favor (or pro-) opposite sex, interpret everything in the opposite sex's favor; xenophobically hate their own sex (all penis holders are evil by default, half of the time other simps are exempt from this) with or without hating themselves for being of that sex; more often than not be submissive to the opposite sex, place the opposite sex on a pedestal.
They can have any personality, body, appearance, smv, success, money..; consequently the more of these things they possess the more "authority fallacy" may be exerted in support of this bias.
Consequently they tend to: be in favor (or pro-) opposite sex, interpret everything in the opposite sex's favor; xenophobically hate their own sex (all penis holders are evil by default, half of the time other simps are exempt from this) with or without hating themselves for being of that sex; more often than not be submissive to the opposite sex, place the opposite sex on a pedestal.
They can have any personality, body, appearance, smv, success, money..; consequently the more of these things they possess the more "authority fallacy" may be exerted in support of this bias.
What a simp!
by veinsofgold October 5, 2020
Get the simpmug. A man who puts a woman before their friends, even though the woman doesn't give a shit about him.
This word is also used by butthurt 10 year olds whenever they see a couple together and see a man being respectful towards a woman, even if the woman respects him back. That definition of the word is wrong.
If you're gonna use a word, use it right.
This word is also used by butthurt 10 year olds whenever they see a couple together and see a man being respectful towards a woman, even if the woman respects him back. That definition of the word is wrong.
If you're gonna use a word, use it right.
by shutupkaren May 6, 2020
Get the Simpmug.