have my jacks

can also be pronounced 'ave me jacks.

Used in poker when you beat some ones hand with jacks.

man1: Two pairs; eights and kings

man2: (lays down three jacks) Have my jacks

by Vincentw00t September 29, 2005

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Jack Careen day

March 11th, International Jack Careen day, hate that guy, with all his strategy games, smh

Joe:What’s today?
Steve:National Jack careen day
Joe:You confuse me…

by 45er March 4, 2022

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Jack Shephard Special

A drink and a cry. Based off the character from the tv show Lost's propensity to both cry and drink, sometimes both.

After losing his girlfriend, Bill decided to have the Jack Shephard Special.

Some of Matthew Fox's other characters enjoy the Jack Shephard Special as well.

by Lost Watcher February 6, 2009

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When someone periodically dissapears or leaves for no apparent reason or without warning during intense or important moments. Which then follows a question period of the persons whereabouts. When the person repeatedly disapears, the group assumes the person is an idiot and is most likely jackin'off some place.

Bob: Dude, where the hell is Adam.
Dan: No clue, probably jacking off in a corner somewhere.

by Sniperrul January 10, 2007

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Jack Bauer

Verb:

To Jack Bauer someone is the act of taking ones penis and stabbing it through someones skull into the brain, instantly killing them.

Man... I just Jack Bauered that bitch!

I was loosing the fight but I was finally able to get ahold of his head and I Jack Bauered him.

He is such a badass... he totally Jack Bauered that guy!

I was supposed to be put asleep for killing someone but I asked the council to reconsider so I could be Jack Bauered.

by Andy Norris June 4, 2008

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Jack off queen

A woman who is so hot that ever time you see her it makes you want to go and jack off.

Ever time I see Kathy I keep thinking about how good it would be to fuck her till I get home and can jack off. And that is an example of a jack off queen.

by Deep blue 2012 February 1, 2010

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