Chocolate box review

A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).

Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.

Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.

by Anonymous Bosch II September 21, 2018

riser box

a prominent mons pubis, or female pubic bone.

Nothing beats a girl with a squirting riser box.

by Parthian January 12, 2007

Forever Box

A forever box is a woman you plan on keeping forever

John are you really going to let your forever box stop us from going bar hopping again

by Fuckiticantfindaname June 11, 2023

Somewhere In Somewhat In Somekind Box

An Place That You Don't Will See/Know Never....
And Also Its A Box lmao

Someone: Hey Dude Where Did You Got That?

Someone1: I Got It In Somewhere In Somewhat In Somekind Box

Someone: What?

by Yurixc XD April 13, 2019

Box of Chocolates

A prison unit strictly filled with black inmates.

“The Box of Chocolates is just a street down.

Nobody likes that street.”

by poopoopeepee March 17, 2021

pus box

A slut full of semen

She's the biggest pus box in town!

by pussytickler101 March 2, 2016

Money box

A box at a party, event or gathering; were the guests put money in if they would like to do so, as a gift.

Hey, theres going to be a money box at my party if you want to put some money in it.

by Ozzie Martinez June 9, 2018