I DJ on the weekends

I DJ on the weekends

A cool way to say you don't do anything important. During a conversation, when a person asks the other what they do, and that other person does't really do anything, they don't want to say they do nothing and not appear interesting to the other individual. By saying they DJ on the weekends, it makes them seem interesting and more fun to hang out with.

People add this phrase under hobbies for their myspace/facebook pages to seem interesting.

Dave: So John, what do you do?

John: I DJ on the weekends.

Dave: Really? That's awesome!

by Hip_Hop_Anonymous July 2, 2011

I blame Nark

The act of which you blame your every unfortunate events on being narked.

OMG !! My team just got PENTA KILLED ~ !! I blame nark !

by I blame Nark December 12, 2020

i see red

a song by Everybody Loves an Outlaw that is a popular sexual song on tiktok, and was in the extremely explicit movie 365 Days, the song is typically played in a room where the owner of the room has red LED stripped lights, and normally sexual things happen then.

girl 1: god i wanna do things with him
girl 2: oooo i see red type of moment hehe?
girl 1: ugh yes, and my led lights set to red
girl 2: SO HOT

by anonymous December 27, 2020

I hate this life

Nothing means anything anymore

I hate this life

by WorseThanHitler January 8, 2021

i want u

I want you is basically saying to someone that you want their balls in your mouth, or boobs.

"I want u so bad"
"Ok ill put my balls in your mouth."

by variskai July 18, 2022

I was about to say

Said by one when someone else tells them something that sounds hard to believe but isn't true anyway or the other peson misunderstood

Spack No.5: I worked at a pizza place but I quit because of my manager

Spack No.2: I work at Papa John's, don't suppose you worked there?

Spack No.5: No it was Marco's pizza

Spack No.2: Oh shit, I was about to say!

by Jack Spank9049 August 8, 2022

I am game

I'm ready for anything you throw at me ; let's get it on!

Coach: "Alright, we're against the Cubs!"
Player: "I am game, coach!"

by dee-jay elle April 22, 2004