Friend Appreciation Day 

You just go up to all your friends and thank them if you don’t have any friends then I love you thank you for being here

Yo man I just wanna say thanks for being my friend. Friend Appreciation Day!

Friend Appreciation Day by bobross#1fan<3 December 16, 2019

Friend 

Something I wish I have

Me: I have no friends
Me: same
Me: guess my only friend is myself
Me: yea

Friend by ChickenTastesGreat November 3, 2020

Friend of Judy 

Vintage slang for a person attracted to the same gender, referring to the actress Judy Garland who married multiple gay men on purpose, so that they could live their lives freely whilst under the guise of heterosexual marriage. We stan a supportive queen.

Vintage lesbian 1: *winking furiously at vintage lesbian number 2* "So are you a...friend of Judy's?"

Vintage lesbian 2: "Why yes I am a...friend of Judy's" *winks back* *flashes knee*

Friend of Judy by herbirdglitter January 9, 2021

Friend 

A guy you can always look up to. (or down to if they are short)

Can you help me, friend.
Nah I would rather eat these chips and watch tv.

Friend by LoreGang July 5, 2022

Friend of JK Rowling 

A transphobe or a TERF.

"What's up with Geoff? He had the right hump at work today."
"We did inclusivity training regarding pronouns, and he's a friend of JK Rowling."
"Ah, gotcha. I'll be sure to they/them Geoff next time I see them."

Friend of JK Rowling by Jenny Tals July 28, 2022

Friend Crush 

when you just really really want to be someone's friend, basically a platonic (non-romantic) crush

"I had the biggest friend crush on Sophia before we actually became friends, I would always try to sit next to her on the bus so that I could talk to her"

Friend Crush by yourliteratebsfxoxo October 26, 2022

friend zoned 

When you ask someone out but instead of saying “YES!!!!” They say “Ewww, we are just freinds” this will hurt way more then getting rejected because you always will see the person you got friendzoned by.

Person #1: Hey, I dont know how to say this but I like you.

Person #2: BITCH WE ARE FREINDS AND BY THE WAY I HAVE A BF WITH YOU SHOULD KNOW WE ARE OVER YOUR NOT MY FREIND.

Person #1: you broke up yesterday

Person #2: Oh yeah, BUT WE ARE STILL JUST FREINDS DUMBASS.

Person #3: it’s ok you will get over it

Crowd: DAMNNNN HE GOT friend zoned IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE LUNCH ROOM hahahahahaha

friend zoned by IowanCorn2352 May 1, 2023