Douche Discharge

1 : (noun) Liquid expelled from vagina, leaving the vagina "fresh".
2 : (verb) Worse than being a douche, the end product of douchebaggery.
3 : (noun) Common form of greeting between good friends

"That is some rank douche discharge Kelly!"

Brad: "Sean backed out again. The douche discharge didn't answer his phone."
Brett: "I know! That fuckin douche discharge owes me money."

"How have you been you dirty douche discharge?"

by willybgood May 17, 2014

Douche bumps

Metaphorical description used to describe the negative visceral reaction/response one feels when in the company of a douche/douchebag.

I can't stand that guy. He gives me douche bumps.

by ric scu May 26, 2014

Douchebag

An extremely bad liar. Someone who thinks they are convincing in their lies but are in fact not. "Ladies man" or think they are. Goes and does whoever he can. Usually has initials as they're name of choice!

Hey do you know JT? Yeah he's a real douchebag!

by Lollilol45 May 28, 2014

Douche Bag

A teen/ early 20's male in the late 90's to early 2000's that , like a sheep in a flock, dyed his hair blonde and wore a visor and thought to himself I'm totally awesome.

You see that douche bag over there? He just spent 50 bucks on half of a hat.

by Rooster_82 June 3, 2014

douche bag

a complete moron that knows everything about nothing. all talk, pats himself on the back and takes credit for something he cannot do. one so full of himself and doesn't even realize it. insults other peoples intellect

My ex-boss Bruce Brower jr. Of Brower Plumbing and Heating of Trenton NJ is one of the biggest Douche bags known to man. Pretends to be connected with the Italian mob. Wears wife beater t-shirts and talks down to women. Lifts weights for his arms only with skinny legs. Pretends to know everything and threatens people with his famous words of "don't let me catch you on the street" total clown

by mr.beam June 8, 2014

Douchebag

Robin Thicke

No need to define douchebag, just google Robin Thicke.

by JLGoodenough July 1, 2014

douche guns

When 'that' friend holds up both of their fingers in the shape of guns waiting for you to understand the unfunny joke they just told.

you: circles are pointless
you: *douche guns*

by doucheguns August 12, 2014