To be in the vicinity or of sight of something that makes dick become powerless and limp. Superman loses all his powers near Kryptonite. His body and strength goes limp around it. Like superman, a dick in proximity or sight of dick kryptonite becomes powerless and weak.
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Tiffany sucked Brian’s dick with so much enthusiasm this morning it left her looking like a smiling dick panda.
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Oh my god Becky wants me to drill her tonight but I’ve got the Chigga dick; I’m gonna have to go home
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"Grab his dick and twist it, you twist that dick! Twist his dick! Good O'l Dick Twist!" - A guy in the crowd cheering for a fighter at an MMA fight.
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