National send a pic of that sweet sumptuous ass to your bf and let him do whatever he wants with it BUT he owes you whatever other kind of picture you would want.
“Omg babe it’s march 3 sent me an ass pic”
“Ok bae but you owe me a dick pic”
“Bet now send it over”
“Ok bae but you owe me a dick pic”
“Bet now send it over”
by Eggsarefromcows March 02, 2023
National titties day!!! Any girls that are your friends have to show you their tits on March 3, if not, they aren’t real friends.
by IceCube7856 March 13, 2023
The time that somebody woke up and decided to upload a definition to a specific dictionary website. That website can be edited by anyone. That someone was me and I uploaded this definition to Urban Dictionary. As if your common sense ass didn't already know that.
Some dude is sitting at his computer. The clock reads 3:44 AM. The stomping of the dude's father gets louder until the father barges in. "What the f**k is going on?! It's 3:44 AM and you're still on that shitty computer?!" "But I'm defining a word! Give me a minute!" The clock strikes 3:45 AM. "Okay you're done buddy."
by some random dude that's bored December 21, 2023
Let me translate this from bullshit to English for you “I am a sad dropout who has completely jacked their real job and career in so I can spend all taking picture and videos of my arse” These people, Tbf can be boys and girls but largely girls at this moment in time, are the absolute fakest people of all time and should be banned from social media. Not only do they have no interest in real training or fitness of any kind, but they have the audacity to post shitty inspirational messages about how you should be confident as you are whilst wearing leggings so far up their booty pipe that they can probably see the label every time they open their mouth to speak. Proper egotistical wankers.
by Garry Scope June 28, 2023
Boys. Bring. Babies. At first it’s just a guy, then a boyfriend, next thing you know you have a baby, don’t let this happen and pay attention to The 3 B’s.
by CatXFox4lyfe November 21, 2018
When 3 men - or women with penises - all lie down and suck or jerk each-others cocks in a circle-like position. The natural evolution of a 69.
"That party was wild!"
'What happened?'
"We got so high, we ended up giving each-other the 3-man handshake!"
'Bro, that's some crazy shit.'
'What happened?'
"We got so high, we ended up giving each-other the 3-man handshake!"
'Bro, that's some crazy shit.'
by SwAgMaStEr69 April 15, 2018
Quantum entanglement is the connection between two physical objects. QM^3 is the mathematical relation between them.
by Quidavar December 22, 2022