A model citizen, and someone who we all should strive to be. Zombies don't hide behind their insecurities or lie to other people. They just want your brains. They don't need to exaggerate to make anyone feel better, but instead, being the upfront creatures that they are, make a bull run for your delicious flesh. They don't waste away life by making false friends, finding a girl or guy zombie only to be led on, and drinking their entire life to ease the pain. Nay, they do what they want (eating brains) at any cost, being shot in the head, blown up into a million pieces, being clobbered with blunt objects. But at the end of the day, battered and beaten, the zombie finds a way to moan and get on with his life. Isn't that the true secret to personal fulfillment?
Zombie 1: "Braaaaaaiins!"
Zombie 2: "Brains?"
Zombie 2: "Brains?"
by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 November 5, 2010
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When presented with a fairly fresh zombie that still has attractive characteristics, the concept of sex with said zombie occurs to you and, depending on circumstances, may become reality.
When the zombie apocalypse comes, many people will have a wagonful of zombies held captive for just this purpose, and likely be prepared to kill living people just so they can have zombie sex with them.
When presented with a fairly fresh zombie that still has attractive characteristics, the concept of sex with said zombie occurs to you and, depending on circumstances, may become reality.
When the zombie apocalypse comes, many people will have a wagonful of zombies held captive for just this purpose, and likely be prepared to kill living people just so they can have zombie sex with them.
Dude 1: Stacey is so hot, her bod is super sweet.
Dude 2: Forget it dude, the only way you'll ever fuck her is zombie sex.
Dude 2: Forget it dude, the only way you'll ever fuck her is zombie sex.
by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011
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A person who do not want to use his/her mind but only agree to what is instructed by their leaders regardless if it is wrong or right.
President Rodrigo Duterte supporters are called Zombieterte because they agree to killings and extra judicial killings, murder, and ruthless governance.
by Batman of the Philippines October 2, 2018
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you know? the ones that have bumber stickers to express their feelings.
you know? the ones that have bumber stickers to express their feelings.
by j-doggg March 3, 2008
Get the jesus zombie mug.The temporary metamorphosis one makes in a public bathroom between the sink and the hand drying utilities.
by howwitty January 17, 2008
Get the bathroom zombie mug.While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.
by arlie September 6, 2004
Get the zombie mask. mug.While having intercourse with a woman from behind, the man proceeds to withdraw his penis, from the anus or vagina, and spits on the woman's back. This simulates an ejaculation. The woman, thinking the sex is over, turns around, only to have the man let loose with his semen all over her face.
by Dragnoun October 1, 2003
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