by Skrilla2 October 27, 2011
A hairless chump that has vocal impairment that screams complete and utter fucking dribble everyday.
Look at that homeless man, what a bald wookie or;
Look at the bald wookie he's talking to a wall again
Look at the bald wookie he's talking to a wall again
by narambae August 25, 2016
Whilst straddling your parter's chest, proceed to dump upon it. Take said dookie and roll it underneath the bed, or nearby radiator, until covered in hair and dust, thus creating 'The Wookiee Effect'. Fill your hand with the end result and slap your partner in the face while saying, 'Yuk it up, Fuzzball'. They should respond with, 'Easy, Chewie' or 'Wookiee Howl'. If the response differs, they don't understand you. You should explore other options.
As Matt sat down to a Sunday morning brunch, riddled with cancer, he thought, "Man, i could go for a chocolate wookiee."
by FussyBritches February 16, 2017
by Dustoff1162 September 30, 2017
by Onzic May 7, 2018
A term used to describe a boyfriend with extraordinary and beautiful body hair but yet has a tender and soothing nature about him
by carrieparker July 8, 2007