speeder wiener

When some guy does so much speed or coke his penis losses blood flow and shrinks down a lot till they come down.

TM is such a bitch tammy went to fuck him but his dick was only a speeder wiener pencil nub. LMAO lets go tell him its permanent.

by MiSFiT9083 October 17, 2015

10 Gallon Wiener

When you think your crush is making dirty jokes so you do an awesome pose and say this

M: “We gotta find your balls bro”
K: (Does awesome pose) “10 Gallon Wiener”

by Lil_beanflaker25k September 6, 2025

wienerable

Anyone who a man would have sex with.

Yeah, she's wienerable.

by Wolfie Head April 18, 2016

ditch-wiener

Synonym for low brow, of low quality, disgusting, or not worth consuming.

Your ditch-wiener son’s not going to date my daughter.

Would you like some hot dogs? Nobody wants that ditch-wiener meat.

(when offered cheap alcohol) That vodka’s ditch-wiener.

Let’s go find a date at Neely.

You’re only going find ditch-wiener girls at that ditch-wiener dorm.

by 08-Patches January 14, 2024

Warming Wieners

(verb) Feeding someone in specific at a potluck.

Originated in Ireland, rumors circulate that Conor Mcgregor's ancestors loved warming wieners.

Y'know, Sarah is really got at Warming Wieners. She did an excellent job warming my wiener at the last potluck!

by Molcancoolguy64 November 29, 2024

Wiener Noggin

Adj. A jovial way to call someone a dickhead or when sensitive ears are around to get your point across.

Babe, where did the boys here the word wiener noggin? Well they were acting like dickheads but you can’t say that to 8 year olds so I said, “listen up wiener noggins, get it together!”

by ParaFrogAZ October 8, 2018

Wiener sniffer

Wiener sniffer is someone who sniffs wiener and cock and they really love penis

Person 1: Hey is that your weenie?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: *sniff*
Person 2: wow you’re a wiener sniffer

by Billy_Bonk February 18, 2023