What The Beans!?

What the Beans is a kid friendly way of saying, WHAT THE FUCK or WHAT THE TITTIES IN MOUTH. What the Beans is a hit with the children. Beans can replace almost any curse word, so it's very kid friendly.

WHAT THE BEANS can also be shown as WHAT THE B**NS

Timmy: "Fuck girl, you have nice tits"

Jessica: "Ew, what the fuck, don't you be staring at my tits you fucking beener."

Timmy: "Beans girl, you have nice beans"

Jessica: "Ew, what the beans!?, don't you be staring at my beans, you beansing beaner.

by Dinkleberry Dan May 24, 2011

Guess What's In My Pants

A game played on the "Opie and Anthony" radio show in which female callers are asked to rub their phone against their most intimate of areas in a variety of motions(up and down, side to side,circular motion) and then guess the particular hair style the woman is sporting. Styles include wood floor or john bennet, the landing strip, the hitler mustache, the earth momma muff, and the 5 o clock shadow.

Guess what's in my pants is another example of why Opie and Anthony are a much better radio show than that prick Howard Stern.

by Rorysmellsplasticpeople March 25, 2005

what to heck

A phrase that came into existence presumably because of a typo in one of Billy Ray Cyrus' tweets.
Used frequently among fanbases and sass accounts on twitter.
Generally means "what the fuck?"
Must be said without punctuation.

Twitter User 1: Did you see Miley's AMAs performance with the cat?

Twitter User 2: No hold on let me look it up

Twitter User 2: what to heck

by MMDN December 2, 2013

OwO what’s this?

If someone uses this, they might be a furry. It’s used when they are intrested, they see something lewd

*notices your bulge* OwO what’s this?

by Carpic November 2, 2018

What da dog doin?

A phrase used to ask why a dog is doing a certain action. This can also be used for humans, by inserting their name where “dog” is.

“What da dog doin?” “He is exploiting the working class.”

“What da nick doin?” “Fuck you”

by SusAmogus😩 October 6, 2021

What the fuck is this shit?

A phrase showing that the one who said it is in a confused, and/or flabbergasted manner. Most commonly used when finding your spouse cheating, or watching Disney Channel.

Man 1: What the fuck is this shit?

Man 2: I'm fucking your wife while watching Disney Channel.

by Whatthefuckisthisshit? August 28, 2010

CHRIS CHAN DID WHAT?!

In July 2021, chris chan sexually abused his dementia ridden mother.

Andrew: CHRIS CHAN DID WHAT?!

Sean: His mom

by Blaxtron August 3, 2021