by Uncledaddy6905 July 3, 2024
Get the hillbilly weddingmug. The doctors said that grandma only had a year left to live, so we had a rifle wedding while she was still alive.
by The Real Nerdbomber September 20, 2022
Get the Rifle Weddingmug. Noun
A wedding where the bride, groom, and most of their immediate family have all had a collective glow-up thanks to Ozempic. Everyone’s snatched, cheekbones are sharp enough to slice cake (if there were any), and the only thing thinner than the guest list is the menu. Instead of a buffet, expect a single crudité platter and one shrimp doing laps around a martini glass. No one eats, no one blinks, but damn, the photos are fire.
A wedding where the bride, groom, and most of their immediate family have all had a collective glow-up thanks to Ozempic. Everyone’s snatched, cheekbones are sharp enough to slice cake (if there were any), and the only thing thinner than the guest list is the menu. Instead of a buffet, expect a single crudité platter and one shrimp doing laps around a martini glass. No one eats, no one blinks, but damn, the photos are fire.
Ava: “Was Emily’s wedding fun?”
Jordan: “Total Ozempic Wedding. Everyone looked hot, but I left starving and pretty sure the cake was imaginary.”
Jordan: “Total Ozempic Wedding. Everyone looked hot, but I left starving and pretty sure the cake was imaginary.”
by Hungryguest March 29, 2025
Get the Ozempic Weddingmug. by Nastykitty1981 June 2, 2015
Get the Dirty Wedding Bandmug. If a black widow and a black widower decide to get hitched, it is often a miracle if they even make it through the wedding serumony without at least one coffin's being sent in.
by QuacksO May 22, 2018
Get the wedding serumonymug. it has its pros and cons. Its about 40% of a fun dance . Its mostly always your family members . People tend to ruin all your fun in it though
A wedding is an event that stopped being fun because you coudnt keep up a skinny bet with god or weight.
by temple girl April 25, 2025
Get the weddingmug. 