The doctors said that grandma only had a year left to live, so we had a rifle wedding while she was still alive.
by The Real Nerdbomber September 20, 2022
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"Susie's got my wedding video? I'd kick her ass" - both Tracy and Jeff over Calendario giving AKA selling a wedding video
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I’ve been invited to Dave’s wedding wake this weekend, but I probably won’t go because I fingered my cousin at the last one.
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