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Case Western Reserve University

A university in Cleveland, Ohio that focuses on engineering and sciences. It does offer a top notch education, but it is not worth it once you consider the following:

-90% of the girls are either really ugly, really plain looking, or both. The other decent looking 10% are pretty much reserved for the football players. Sorry. If you want a love life at case, youre going to have to find someone outside of case.

-Most people at case are so dull. They're too caught up in studying, playing guitar hero, frat business, online games, anime, and some random organizations that they have no interest in but simply want to include in their resume. Some of them are immature, arrogant and insecure assholes (see example). People here simply aren't chill, and they act like they're still in high school.

-Don't expect to party too hard at case. Frats rarely have parties with alcohol (or hot girls). Case students either don't drink or they are alarmingly inexperienced drinkers who get belligerently wasted off one beer and brag about the stupid shit they do at the time.

-The workload at case is ridiculous. It's extremely easy to fall behind in any of the classes, and you get fucked. Exams tend to pile up all in the same week. Basically, you study your ass off just to get a C or D on most of the exams. This usually equates to a passing grade due to generous curves, but you don't end up learning anything this way. The worst part is imagining showing someone your resume. As much as you would like your employer or the admissions office at a transfer college to appreciate the Ivy-league workload you survived through, chances are they simply haven't heard of the place.

-Like I said, Case Western Reserve University is conveniently located in CLEVELAND, OHIO. As in, the land of eternal winters, construction, potholes, poverty, crime, and absolutely nothing to do. I don't understand why people always respond "-but there's the rock and roll hall of fame!" yes! so? It might be interesting the first time, but it's basically a museum.

Don't end up like me kids. Don't go to Case.
In my freshman year at Case Western Reserve University, my bike and car got stolen, the only parties I went to were by CIA, and everybody in my building decided to talk the biggest shit about me for absolutely no reason, all while talking shit about each other. The only thing keeping me sane so far was an amazing girl I found at nearby Hiram college.
by trapped April 20, 2008
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Western Carolina University

University, 45 minutes west of civilization, that has a huge drunken population of sex addicts, druggies, and generally moronic students. WCU=We Cant Understand
I graduated from Western Carolina University and work at McDonalds.
by Bart D August 8, 2005
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Webster

A hell hole in Massachusetts that is synonymous with a black hole that is always sucking the life force out of its inhabitants.
I am from Webster.
by aznguy345 November 16, 2011
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Webster

Is a wet fart squishing in your pants with no restroom in site.
Damn, I just had a webster and can't find a bathroom!
by SCIO in the HOUSIO October 7, 2010
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waster

When someone is not worth your time. A person is a waster when they are scum and disgust you, or when they go against the norms set by society or the morals set by most people.
-Hey Amy, i'll give you a lift to the shop
-No Alex, you are scum, you're a waster. Go away.
by Amy Cheesman March 12, 2008
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Webster

putting your toes in the mouth of a dead crackhead.
Kris webstered the homeless woman in the bus shelter.
by runescape_11 April 21, 2009
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greenwich WESTERN MIDDLE SCHOOL

ok so where to start. you may think that central or eastern are the better middle schools in greenwich connecticut. but in the end western is the way to go. You may think we are the ' ghetto ' school. but serously, there is NO ghetto in greenwich. the only reason why people have the idea that greenwich is ghetto is because it is next to portchester. however ; were still in greenwich, with people who live in back country.. aka were not ghetto. we have a diverse amount of people, like hispanics, blacks, whites, asians, ect.. but in the end, we are just the same as the other schools. besides eastern. eastern is the school where they dont know how to use a vaccume cleaner, better yet, dont know what a vaccume cleaner is. and seriously, were the chill school who has their own street, western jr highway babyyy
so in the end, say that you think wms is ghetto, well believe me, its not. and you might think that eastern is the richest school, central get the best test scores. but western 1. has the best students 2. has the best athledic scores and 3. has teachers who arnt fake and will accualy talk to you like a real person. compared to the other schools where the teachers do what ever the kids say so taht mommy and daddy buy them a good gift at teacher apreciation week. WESTERN WILDCATS ALL DAY EVERY DAY
representt yo <3
glenville, ham. ave. , new leb. and the better half of parkway
student 1- " your from western? what are you a g or something. are you going to beat me up because your from western."
wms student- "hahahahahahahahahah oh wow"
student 2- "hmm i never knew western students knew what polo was or ralph lauren? i never thought they would be so normal"
wms student-" wow, in greenwich WESTERN MIDDLE SCHOOL students probobly wear more polos and all that than you do, so just get out. stuid"

IN THE END, WERE MORE NORMAL THAN YOU ARE. K THANKS
by a true wms student January 1, 2009
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