golden walrus

The fat girl with a pretty face that gets skinnier as the beers flow, you kind of feel bad for taking advantage of her but the blow job was too good to regret.

Me- Dude, I fucked Tina last night!
Friend- holt shit dude, that's a golden walrus if I've ever seen one.

by chambone69 August 8, 2017

Walrus nap

When you are piss drunk and pass tf out on your back, mouth wide open and snoring loud af.

I had the longest walrus nap last night. I was so fucked up.

by Ajpyo10 August 8, 2017

walrus

(v.) Toking off two cannabis vape pens simultaneously, one out each side of the mouth so they look like walrus tusks. Also called "doing the walrus."

"I got a couple vape carts, now I'm walrusing them."
"You got a vape pen, I got vape pen. Let's walrus those!"
"My girlfriend and I like to do the walrus at Bassnectar shows."

by beingeco July 30, 2018

Walrus

A walrus is a beloved creature who falls from the sky and since space is above the sky, walruses are therefore the overlords of the universe.

That walrus landed on my car, I must have been blessed with my shattered wind shields.

by TheActualRealBatman February 9, 2019

To walrus

To Walrus: The art of drinking two drinks at the same time, with a straw in each drink.

Hey man, are you really going to WALRUS those vodka-orange juices??

-Yeah, you know how I be

by DatBootygoonBoi March 24, 2018

irish walrus

When you don't have a good comeback like ,"fucking Jew Bagel," so you think of random shit. If you tried to define this Y0ur m0m Gay!

Awww you shit on my head you fucking Irish Walrus.

by Thickest B0Y May 17, 2018

walrus

Walrus is a crazy driver, funny dad, and loves pop. Changes his ringtone all of the time. If you have a "Walrus" in your life you are lucky. If you marry him he will love you and you will go through a lot of bad/good stuff. You will have 2-3 kids and a lot of fun.

Hey Walrus can we go to your house

by METALLICA (this aint them) March 31, 2019