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Venetian Plaster

when a man ejaculates into his own hand and then paints it artfully on his partner's backside or face using a broad stroke, swiping motion. (think wax on wacks off)
That guy in Silence of the Lambs in the prison, when he threw his jiz at Clarice, he was the Jackson Pollock of Venetian Plaster.
by Red Box July 13, 2010
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Veetime

A time that you get with your woman's vagina. Like booking a tee time in golf, but this is a vee time. "Uh, honey - I'd like to book a veetime for 10pm. Are there any openings? Thanks!"
Honey, I'd like to make a Veetime for about 10pm tonight. Are there any openings?
by Conman1234 April 28, 2015
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vending machine

a group of "snacks" in one setting
my friends and I were in the mall looking like a vending machine
by jlunsford2 June 3, 2018
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Vening

Vening is a punjabi last name for the people who belong from an lower cast clan. These people were the second last group of guru's army and helped guru's army to fight against mughals.
Angadveer vening is too good at the battlefield.
by Ramgharia saab February 20, 2020
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Venetia day

this is the day where everyone cowers in fear of venetia
"OH EM GEEEE ITS VENETIA DAY RUNNNNN" - alastair
"OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"- joshua
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cross-ventilation

Really technical shit describing a draft or ventilation on or in the 4th dimension. Science people classify it along with infinity.
After baking brownies the room sure needed cross-ventilation while my pants needed washing.
by Col. Klux September 25, 2003
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screw-venir

the suvenir you get after a one night stand or quick sex scandle.
cly: So how did it go?
ken: Great, i got a screw-venir aswell!
cly:(laughs)wat'd u get?
ken:(waves a thong & laughs)
by missmac@ya April 2, 2009
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