Turner's Law

Every electronics lab task, no matter how small, will always eat up an entire day.

"It's 7:00 and we only just managed to solder the new diode on this device."
"Classic case of Turner's Law."

by nujuat February 12, 2021

Eloise Turner

Eloise is the cutest best person on earth and deserve the world

“Do you know who Eloise Turner is”
“Yeah she’s the best person ever”

by Big dick Dave 42069 December 15, 2019

Turner

A last name of a bad ass mother fucker

_______ Turner is a bad ass

by T56865 October 23, 2019

Alex Turner

A sexy little swine, a grandpa, probably doesn't know how to use a phone, singer of the best band in the world. He's also British.

Alex Turner can respectfully bash his guitar on my head.

by firesidemybeloved January 29, 2024

Turner Brush Maneuver

When a girl asks her sexual partner to insert the handle of a large brush into her vagina. The person inserting the brush then moves it up down and all around as aggressively as possible either causing great pain or bringing the girl to orgasm. Brushes with ridges, and brushes that are more than an inch wide are generally used but they are not required to be.

Girl: Give me the Turner Brush Maneuver

Boy: No wtf

Girl: I like it rough. If you do not I will Munt you

Boy:Ok fine

by Tony Sullivan April 17, 2024

Turner Pond

When you cum in a woman's belly button and let the semen stay pooled up in it.

I had to pull out quick couldn't make it to her chest so I gave her the ol Turner Pond.

by LEgeNdxx12 June 8, 2020

santonio turner

Santonio turner.. the best friend in the whole wide world that's got you're back no matter what !he's great in every which way and is a beast in sports!! Hes always there for you no matter what and when you need all you need to do is ask after all he is the best broski in the world.

Dang look at Santonio turner go again! # 59 scored another touchdown and he cured his best friends heart right before the game!

by Curly fries. August 15, 2017