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Judge Aaron Persky rules in favor of a white client despite the atrocity he committed. That judge is handing out a Brock Turner Pass.
Judge Aaron Persky rules in favor of a white client despite the atrocity he committed. That judge is handing out a Brock Turner Pass.
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