Dan Turner

An absolute CHAD. Towers over humans at a staggering height of 6’5”, looking down on all who step in his path. His height is only second to his sarcasm
Plays Warhammer with his autistic friend, and his girlfriends name is spoken in whispers...

Guy 1: Have you seen Dan Turner lately?
Guy 2: Yeah he’s such a Chad

Guy 3: I wish I could be as tall as Dan Turner

by Adz15110gay November 13, 2019

Brooke turner

A bubbley gorgeous, sceary, weird , wonderfully defensive, crazily polite , approachable little minx , who helps things a-rise to the occasion even if your hairy little alpacka is cooked

If brooke turner cant get me up no one can

by Tabogan Murphy August 13, 2021

buggy turner

Adjective: Word or phrase describes noun

1. Mentally irregular. 2. Ex, Someone who’s stability is questionable and will act out in such fashion with zero compunctions and will have no regrets later-on.

Trust me, you don’t want that. She’s a buggy turner.

by Tubar October 08, 2022

dion turner

small prepubescent angry child with a very small penis

wow dion turner put your cock away

by beefy119 March 16, 2016

Turner's Law

Every electronics lab task, no matter how small, will always eat up an entire day.

"It's 7:00 and we only just managed to solder the new diode on this device."
"Classic case of Turner's Law."

by nujuat February 13, 2021

Preston Turner

An absolute twat who loves to get with little girls and is pretty much your classical kfc worker. Greasy,spotty and dry-like the chicken, similar to the girls as he walks down the street

Don’t find yourself a Preston turner.

by Sarah’s July 04, 2018

Gnat Turner

A nickname for a small 'fruit fly' type animal that is actually a gnat.

We found a gnat and named him Gnat Turner.

by Miss Janky July 16, 2008