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smurfing a turd

dropping a deuce, popping a squat, dropping the kids off at the pool, making a deposit at the first porcelain bank. you get the point
Dude, quit beating on the door, I'm smurfing a turd!

-or-

Papa Smurf: "We'll stop smurfing turds in your lake..."
Leader of the Snorks: "And we'll allow you to take pictures of our women."
Papa Smurf: "... for masturbation."
Leader of the Snorks: "Yes, for masturbation."
by MdnghtPhnx August 3, 2010
mugGet the smurfing a turdmug.

Turd Sauce

The liquid from your butt during a crap. Or maybe used as a description or nick name of a person place or thing.
Hey guys what the hell!! Who left turd sauce on the toilet seat. Or as the nick name, hey turd sauce I need you to do me a favor and mop the floor. Don't be a turd sauce!!
by Jaebird77 August 28, 2012
mugGet the Turd Saucemug.

turd hound

An otherwise known smart dog breed, but this particular one is embarrassingly dumb. Eats feces and rocks. Often can be heard barking at nothing. May also be a normally beautiful breed of dog, but has ugly aesthetic features such as; wire coat, beard, Grinch-like feet.
Jim's dog is a Border Collie mixed with turd hound, pretty sure I saw him hunting for a shit snack in the yard this morning.
by eljae83 November 21, 2016
mugGet the turd houndmug.

howell turd

A person who lacks any and all ambition, motivation, or work ethic and radiates a complete sense of entitlement.
If that guy worked as much as he talked he might be all right but he just thinks he's entitled to a paycheck, what a Howell turd.
by Phatea October 22, 2018
mugGet the howell turdmug.

Turd Texter

A person who(while at work) retreats to the latrine to send text messages from their cell phone, while turding.
Mike always grabs his phone before heading to the stalls. An obvious sign of a Turd Texter.
by Vern_O February 22, 2009
mugGet the Turd Textermug.

Turd Peeking

In a public restroom, when someone looks through the side of the door in order to find out whether there is someone dropping a turd or not.

The person inside the stall usually makes eye contact with the peeker and then everyone feels awkward.
guy 1 tries to open the door

guy 2 im in here!

guy 1 peeks through the side of the door to make sure there is really someone there.

guy 2 hey stop turd peeking

AWKWARD!!
by UrbanDictionatian May 3, 2009
mugGet the Turd Peekingmug.

king turd

The King of all Turds.
A Turd so large it coils around the bowl two or three times.
At times it has been known to have both ends sticking out of the toilet water.
On rare occassions a body has been discovered nearby.
by Stiffboy May 9, 2005
mugGet the king turdmug.

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