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Tristan johnson 

fakest cunt out, you get close to him and he will stab you right in the back. he likes to play around with girls but its probably just to cover up how fucking gay he really is. rude, stubborn, dick, annoying, fuckboy and gay are many ways to describe him but trust me, the list goes on and on ...
Tristan johnson by urban.bby November 25, 2019
tristan is fucking hot
tristan by muck my coke April 10, 2017
The Healbot.

Darrowmere's favorite holy paladin.

Inventor of Diet Cock?
"Did you see Triston tear up that BG?"
Triston by Suhguud March 5, 2008
That guy has never has ex, he is a Tristan
Tristan by Drydragonfly February 1, 2018

TristanChapman

a wanker, whom is a complete pussy. greasy hair and is a librarian
TristanChapman: i like ballsacks in my mouth