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El Tornado

John: I think I screwed up my math test
Tom: ok yup you are a El Tornado, stop acting like an El tornado
by Rogerbase21 April 10, 2018
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ohio titty tornado

while at an orgy, the man reachs over and slaps the titties of the girls on both sides of himself, in a fast motion.

also known as the Ohio Titty Twister
"i was at an orgy and this guy slapped my tits so hard it hurt" "yeah ... thats an ohio titty tornado, duh"
by Kennman November 12, 2013
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German-Tornado

When two best friends lay ass cheek to ass cheek and both simultaneously fart at the same exact time.
Yo, my best friend and I hit up a german-tornado last night!
by Blue - Waffles June 17, 2024
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An attack from the show 'SD Gundam Force'. This move is the Signature Attack of Zero the Winged Knight.

It sends an immense gust of wind mixed with violet petals to blow his enemies away. Can be combined with Captain's Soul Drive Punch and Bakunetsumaru's Bakunetsu Tenkyoken
Zero: Super Magical Violet Tornado!

*Zaku soldiers get blown into the next country*
by Protosaber 363 March 6, 2010
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Texas Tornado

The act of taking a power drill and putting it in a penis. Then the drill is turned on and the penis is turned into a tornado. Do not stop until the penis is completely gone just like that trailer park where your aunt used to live.
Ashley: My guy is into some kinky shit. I had to eat his ass.
Mary: You should see my guy. I had to do the Texas Tornado.
by YourMum69lel May 9, 2018
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Hot jizz tornado

Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.

Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.
Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado
by Kung fu Jim November 27, 2020
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Tornado faster than Mike

Tornado is most definitely faster than Mike. No doubt about it! Mike cannot outrun it. Mike will be sucked up, and wacked!
Mike : “ To fast for youuuuu”
Me: “ But not too fast for the tornado😂”
Urban dictionary: That’s because tornado faster than Mike!
by Looyurr August 9, 2023
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