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twat toot

When engaged in intercourse the vagaina becomes wet and makes a fart like sound when the penis enters.
Stephanie got so wet last nite during sex she began to twat toot.
by The Wordmieser December 1, 2015
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Re-tooted

Re-tooted is the action of farting simultaneously one after another
"I just re-tooted like 7 times"
by Mt824 February 19, 2018
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Death Toots

Her: Why are you sleeping on the couch???
Him: babe, you had the death toots last night!
by acidwashjeans February 14, 2020
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Tooting on the Boris

Q; "what were you doing last night?"
A; "I was Tooting on the Boris and gaming"
by lozda January 3, 2025
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Prostate-toot-shuN

When a prostitute fiddles with your prostate until you toot, and then you shun her for the rest of the STD bang sesh.
Big Queefy: Yo Boner, I’m tryna hit hooters tonight, you in?

Boney Stoney: First, it’s Boney, not Boner. And second, I’m out. I’m shunning prostitutes rn, I call it prostate-toot-shun. So I’m not down with looking at any Hooter whores tonight. You’ll get multiple STDs just looking at them.

Big Queefy: True, I got Gonorrhea and Crabs just from staring at this Hooter hoe last time. Turns out the crabs were not the food like I thought..

Boney Stoney: Damn that’s hot. Nvm, I’m so in.
by Stoney69 July 16, 2022
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Scoot an Toot

When your car got the power to go and shit blows out the tail pipe. Either smoke or blowing coal or a little flame.
Man that toyo can sure scoot an toot!!
by UltraGamer21 July 7, 2024
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TOOT

Totally Out of Touch: a person, politician, or news organization which has lost contact with reality. See also Delusional.
Putin is a TOOT.
by Stickybird March 5, 2022
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