Toot

Older term for a drinking binge and/or wild drunkenness. Sometimes heard in old movies and TV shows.

"Johnny, I wouldn't go on a three-week toot with you, if you paid for it and throwed in the Dolly Sisters!" - Harry Morgan (of M*A*S*H* fame) in the Disney film "Snowball Express" (1972)

by Gabe1983 March 6, 2023

Toot Suite

For the moneyed millennial, an entire room set up for comfortable and relaxing farting alone or in groups. Airy, filtered airy, library-scaled magazine rack, beer fridge, franks and beans bubbling the stove, cabbage rolls. Fans, lots of fans. Wooden matchsticks for traditionalists.

In the loftier neighbourhoods os Silicon Valley, the true mark of a successful lactose intolerant millennial is a mansion with a Toot Suite for casual entertaining after the annual Beans 'n' Broccoli Festival Cruise.

by You rReal Name March 10, 2023

Smickle Toot Booty

Smickle Toot Booty (STB) is the act of raping someone of the opposite sex and laying sliced cheese on they’re anus as they poop and fart.

I gave her a Smickle Toot Booty

by Ltlitty January 29, 2023

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by anonymous February 22, 2023

Doot Toot Bows

1) Heavy south eastern United States slang for the motivational mantra; "Do It To It, Boys!"

Elt, I swarny! Kaint never could, so "doot toot bows!" Ain't skeered!... Mama, reach me my baby. We're headed to WALMART! WOOO!!!

by brainified November 1, 2023

cutie toot

the name of a boy who is funny, caring, calm, gentle, and beautiful. you feel very safe and comfortable with him, and he's unlike anyone you've ever met before and ever will meet.

I love you, cutie toot!

by pookiejuju November 5, 2023

Tooted and Booted

To take of another person's pants, spit in their ass then leave them with their pants down.

Yo Dawg, I swear I got tooted and booted last night.

by Alabama Spitroasting Champion January 4, 2024