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He's looking fine asf and you wanna give him a rim job
Damn bae you lookin like a snacc today
by Fuchsiskntb October 5, 2017
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Erika Toda

AKA hottest person ever and best actress ever.
An actress born on August 17 1988 in Kobe, Hyogo, Japan.
She played in many Japanese dramas such as Liar Game, Code Blue, Engine, Galcir, Yukinojo Henge, and many many more.
You-"Is that Erika Toda?!?!"
Me-"The hottest person ever? Yeah that's her!"
by Kenn~ October 23, 2008
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Tomahawk

When a girl layas on the ground, at the end of the bed, with her legs spread, and the guy jumps off the bed, and nagivates his penis to insert into her vagina with extreme force.
DUUUUDE, Frank Tomahawked me so hard last night i can barely walk!

Your first tomahawk is always the most painful. Ask Cindy, she bled like a dog in heat for weeks.

Your fist gave me a tomahawk
by Sargent Tibbz July 12, 2006
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tomafan

Stop tickle=ing my balls from behind you tomafan
by Bumbaclut boi January 17, 2004
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todaysnoise

Current sensationalist news
Todaysnoise is poised to be tomorrow's forgotten choice.
by Hercolena Oliver April 7, 2009
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tomacious

having a hot jew fro
Look at that kid with the jew fro! He's tomacious!
by lexiliciousmama November 25, 2009
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Today Notice

When giving your employer notice of your resignation, you kindly offer a "today notice" rather than a "two week" notice.
Disgruntled Employee: "On 'Bring Your Child to Work Day' my boss told me that he didn't care that it was raining, I still had to walk 6 blocks to pick up some cupcakes for his fat kid."

Friend: "What did you do?"

Disgruntled Employee: "I turned in my 'today notice.' I quit today."
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