Table Tug

The act where a person receives a hand job under a dinner table.
John got a table tug from Sally while at his grandparents anniversary dinner.
by Blyler69 June 24, 2019
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Under the Table

The opposite of being In the Closet.

An individual who has identified themselves as homosexual in an effort to fit in, but is actually heterosexual.

A member of the non-heterosexual community who has secretly been engaging in heterosexual activities, while denying bisexual or heterosexual preferences.
Steve to Eric - "I totally saw Paul making out with that girl from the bar, but he keeps denying it. Ugh, he's so Under the Table".
by floppitywop April 09, 2021
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Table Spam

All that space-taking crap you find on tables at restaurants--extra drink menus, desert menus, weekly specials menus, Direct TV ads. . .
"Move this damn table spam, I need room for my platter of bottomless chicken wings."
by SaladFork May 13, 2013
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Table addict

Someone who packages so much heroin for street sale that contact with the drug causes them to become addicted, even though they don't inject or snort it deliberately.
At her sentencing hearing, Kimberly McIntosh told the federal judge that she had cut and processed so much heroin during her time as comptroller for the Black Guerilla Family that she become addicted, even though she's not a user.

"So you're a table addict," the judge replied.
by stuntmidget January 13, 2012
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Penis table

When a male is trying to grind with a female during a dance, but his height makes it so that his entire genitalia is in line with the female's mid back. Therefore, the female's ass functions, essentially, only as a table for the male's penis.
Yeah, my friend has grown quite tired of clubs, everytime he tries to grind with someone her ass just becomes a penis table.
by woody151 January 27, 2020
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table mate

A cowerer who goes to a conference with you who sits at the same table.
Hey pal, who is your table mate today?
by mr+Incognito September 18, 2019
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Table-ussy

A whole in a table with soap in a hole making a Table-ussy
bro in my class there is a "table-ussy"
by OWENWWWWWWWW September 01, 2022
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