"Man, I woke up with a knot on my head, and my pants around my ankles..."
"Sounds like you got a visit from Mommy Dearest"
"Sounds like you got a visit from Mommy Dearest"
by Prince November 30, 2004
Get the mommy dearestmug. A mom that protects her son who just got beat up. The boy who got beat up will gain super natural powers when having a mommy guard and will use his mom as a human shield while he talks shit and hit you while his mommy protects him. The mommy guard will also call the police and sick a dog on you while the abused boy claims victory thinking he owned you. The abused boy is usually a natural born loser who has a job did well in school doesn't do drugs, doesn't drink but still sucks at life. He stays home everyday playing codmow 2 never had a girlfriend and thinks that he's cool when really he's not.
dude 1: My bro was kicking my ass but I used a mommy guard and she came and protected me so that I can get in a few shots of my own without the fear of being hit back, I'm so badass. My mommy told me that I won.
dude 2: No, he beat you up and you received family counseling for it and missed a couple of days of work remember?
dude 1: I owned him my mommy was there she saw it ask her.
dude 2: you suck go play codmow2 you little spaz.
dude 2: No, he beat you up and you received family counseling for it and missed a couple of days of work remember?
dude 1: I owned him my mommy was there she saw it ask her.
dude 2: you suck go play codmow2 you little spaz.
by naybor December 19, 2009
Get the a mommy guardmug. When an annoying person, with equally annoying children, decide to insert their children into a conversation where it was otherwise un-warrented.
Steve: "I just got my degree!"
Annoying person: " well I don't have time for a degree, between projectile vomit coming from 8 kids and me being a parent I barely have time for myself."
Steve: "nice Mommy/Daddy Jacking, asshole. Nobody cares."
Annoying person: " well I don't have time for a degree, between projectile vomit coming from 8 kids and me being a parent I barely have time for myself."
Steve: "nice Mommy/Daddy Jacking, asshole. Nobody cares."
by GreenWeenie6100 June 24, 2017
Get the Mommy/Daddy Jackingmug. Niggers. Mommy alize smells and nigger and hate other niggers but she’s friendly and niggerly and hates Harold black monkeys
by Mommy Alize fans January 27, 2022
Get the Mommy Alizemug. Something you say when something really unusual happens.
(It is not necessary for your mother to actually be present.)
(It is not necessary for your mother to actually be present.)
"Hey, my insurance company actually lowered my premiums this year."
"Mommy, I'm scared."
"I got in and out of DMV in 5 minutes."
"Mommy, I'm scared."
"Hey, this urban dictionary definition actually fits."
"Mommy, I'm scared."
"Mommy, I'm scared."
"I got in and out of DMV in 5 minutes."
"Mommy, I'm scared."
"Hey, this urban dictionary definition actually fits."
"Mommy, I'm scared."
by eloiserat February 28, 2010
Get the Mommy, I'm scaredmug. by Jeff Jeffersonicus IV February 22, 2009
Get the mommy and daddy timemug. This item is used for buying V-Bucks the in game currency in Fortnite a game for virgin white boys. these white boys will steal the credit cards of their mother and use it to buy V-Bucks its pretty gay and most of the time they get caught and their moms get angry because they just spent $200 on a shitty video game that will forever trap theses white boys virginity in a capsule that can never be opened
virgin white boy 1: ay yo bro you got that new battle pass for fortnite
virgin white boy 2: naw fam i havent stolen mommys credit card yet
virgin white boy 1: fucking nerd
virgin white boy 2: naw fam i havent stolen mommys credit card yet
virgin white boy 1: fucking nerd
by Nigerian Pr1nce July 15, 2018
Get the Mommys credit cardmug.