Will Heyes machine

A lighter of any description.

"I needa burn some bud, pass us tha will heyes machine"

by Archibaldheyes July 10, 2018

Hallucination Machine

A derogatory (but accurate) term used to refer to "generative AI" like ChatGPT, referring to the tendency of such programs to "hallucinate" invalid information and present it as truth.

"Yo did you hear that Google is adding generative AI to their voice assistant?"

"Wow, I can talk to the hallucination machine! What an innovation!"

by _Colonial_ October 9, 2023

imbecile machine

an overly-lifted truck, often containing obnoxious, sexist decals, used to compensate for the driver's shortcomings.

that dude parked his imbecile machine in the middle of the parking lot at the donut shop

by MoronicArts February 12, 2023

Slut Machine

An overly flamboyant, or eccentric "whip and nae-nae".

Did you see Jason do the Slut Machine? I always knew he was gay.

by GreatOldOne September 8, 2023

Run Machine

Virat Kohli is popularly known as Run Machine of Cricket because he is known for making runs consistently everytime in every format. World hasn't seen any other player in the world having 50+ average in all the 3 formats. For his performance he has also got ICC Cricketer of Decade Award of 2010-20.

Run Machine Virat Kohli makes India win by hitting another fabulous ton.

by IamBoss9 January 15, 2021

bubble machine

Somebody who flouts the rules on household bubbling by forming multiple bubbles with whoever they want, whenever they want. They’ll often overuse the phrase “Your in my bubble” which actually means “let’s just keep our f***ing mouths shut, aye?”

That’s the 3rd visitor Sue’s had today... she’s a right bubble machine!

by Kate’s Bush January 30, 2021

sex machine

More often than not, a male, who without thought or feelings mindlessly pursues women for sexual gratifacation.He eats sleeps and drinks sex. A one trick pony!

Vinny had sex with three different women last night, what a sex machine he is!

by BFCDGF PAMELA AND CAROL October 14, 2007