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venderial machine

A person who knowingly provides std's to unknowing victims via any orifice. This usually occurs on a consistent basis and involves small amounts of money. Most victims become venderial machines as well.
Sharey is the biggest venderial machine I have ever seen....Joe got three diseases in one session. He in turn gave herpes to Ron and John.
by Ushna Bling July 21, 2015
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Moreen Machine

Someone you know that fucks every living specemin. Someone with a gigantic cock. If you know a moreen you know your place in society, bent over with his extreamky deadly cock down you arsehole.
Moreen Machine gave it to that girl down the road.
by Momo456 December 12, 2018
mugGet the Moreen Machinemug.

marmite machine

a red Peugeot that is covered in rubbish and belongs to tracy it has a bin that smells like poo no seat belts and manages to fit half of lympne school in the back of
the marmite machine fits half of lympne school in it
by heart broken marmite mark October 17, 2021
mugGet the marmite machinemug.

bubble machine

Somebody who flouts the rules on household bubbling by forming multiple bubbles with whoever they want, whenever they want. They’ll often overuse the phrase “Your in my bubble” which actually means “let’s just keep our f***ing mouths shut, aye?”
That’s the 3rd visitor Sue’s had today... she’s a right bubble machine!
by Kate’s Bush January 30, 2021
mugGet the bubble machinemug.

Toot machine

A terminal in many walls provided by banks where you may purchase toots for use with your favourite columbian delicacies
Before we go to the club, I need to get some fivers out of the toot machine!
by Bukake on the beach September 27, 2019
mugGet the Toot machinemug.

Wank Machine

When a girl grabs ur dick and jerks off for u and u cum in her mouth and she throws up her her vagina and u lick it up and u throw up on ur dick and she sucks it up and it keeps going and going till someone dies
Yo dat girl gimmi a wank machine
by LionLit200 December 3, 2016
mugGet the Wank Machinemug.

sex machine

More often than not, a male, who without thought or feelings mindlessly pursues women for sexual gratifacation.He eats sleeps and drinks sex. A one trick pony!
Vinny had sex with three different women last night, what a sex machine he is!
by BFCDGF PAMELA AND CAROL October 14, 2007
mugGet the sex machinemug.

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