GNOME

GNOME is ancient african word meaning "I need to be fat"

I'm using GNOME as my desktop, because I don't care that 99% or cpu and ram is in use.

by Ano Nim August 3, 2021

Gnome(niss)

When gnome like traits are thrust upon you from gardening too much.

I don't know Frank, I guess a little gnome(niss) has rubbed off on me.

by Cat on the Hat March 14, 2011

Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022

Garden gnoming

The act of laying down in a garden bed and having sex. Or shortened to gnomed. Example - have you gnomed anyone lately?

Have you been garden gnoming lately?

by Threetrumpetsandastrumpet June 7, 2018

Gnoming

When someone looks for gnomes. Most people do it when insane. (Watch out if you are looking this up) You could go gnoming in your garden.

I was feeling quite bored so I decided to go gnoming.

OR
I am going insane doing all my homework and so I went to my garden to go gnoming.

by lol I pop February 6, 2024

Gnome jockey

Sexual position - When a shorter guy bobs up and down on a penis with a hat down over his eyes.

Charlie really took my dick for a ride, he pulled his hat down and went full gnome jockey.

by Your Sweetness September 29, 2022

Gnome knocker

The act of shitting on a gnome in your garden while having sex.

I gave her a gnome knocker while in the garden today.

by Jaqmeoff November 20, 2022