The exchange rate between the words used in the "I don't give a ___" phrase. In a recent treaty between all English-speaking nations, it has been determined that there are:

2.71828183 shits per one fuck
3.14159265 damns per one shit

and 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots per one damn
Brett: You see that cloud up there? It doesn't give a fuck about your existence _or 2.71828183 shits or 3.14159265 damns or 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots.

Alex: Wow, you know the entire hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate.

Or

Boy: I don't give two fucks about your feelings!

Girl: wow you really don't care about me
by Vyplnit December 7, 2011
mugGet the hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange ratemug.

welp shit, fuck my life

When somebody does ignorant shit, or doesn’t listen to you when you tell them the right thing to do.
them: Imma just do it my way.
you: Welp shit, Fuck my life.
by marvshub June 25, 2021
mugGet the welp shit, fuck my lifemug.
1) literally the act of pulling up you fuckin pants an shit

2) Be a man...KMTTTTTTTTTTTT

3) Pull yourself together
Hey, you better pull up your fucking pants and shit, if you wanna go uni!
by ifidothenimightmissyouBHEBE October 13, 2009
mugGet the Pull up your fucking pants and shitmug.
Lyrics from Tyler, The Creator’s song named “Radicals
Random dude: Kill people burn shit fuck school!

Another random dude: WOAH YOUR UNDER ARREST *gun shots*
by OF_WG_GW_KTA_ June 16, 2023
mugGet the kill people burn shit fuck schoolmug.
The example used in one of the shrugging emoticon definitions.
There aren't any definitions of cunt dick shit fuck ass bitch cock yet
by BirchBuns November 30, 2016
mugGet the cunt dick shit fuck ass bitch cockmug.

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