ex-phemera

ex·phem·er·a

noun

Things that you learned because of or for an ex-partner usually relating to their own interests and hobbies that you never or no longer care about. Based on the word ephemera which means things that exist or are used or enjoyed for only a short time.
Q: Why do you know so much about jetskiing?
A: It's just ex-phemera, I don't actually give a shit about jetskiing.
by Adri33 January 02, 2018
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Exception Ex

The Ex who is an exception to date again.
by Jigsaw0203 October 26, 2017
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ex freak

Someone who still talks to their ex or ex's ! Who still thinks there is hope with their ex ! One who keeps thinking about their ex and ex's !
I'm a ex freak cause I still do things with my ex
by Micheal Gibons June 27, 2020
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household ex

Household ex is when your parents loved your partner so much that they decided to adopt him/her after the breakup.
You: Who's that guy?
Your gf: Thats my ex bf, he moved in when we broke up, he is my household ex.
by Strumpstr January 05, 2023
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ex washina

NOUN - The collected skulls of a certain orgasmic man's washing machine after he clean's children to eat them.
I keep tripping over ex washinas, can you tell Isaac to clean up his shit?

Good night, sleep tight, and don't let the ex washinas bite!
by EsanSanSan March 27, 2022
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ex-flag

Red flags that remind you of your ex.
I would date him, if he didn't have so many ex-flags.
by jade42 February 06, 2011
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ex-swap

Usually occurs between two ex couples whom the guys are bros are the girls are tight. When things turn south in both relationships, the bros and girls don't mind hooking up with the other guy/girl. Everyone benefits because both the girls and guys feel great being on the rebound while simultaneously getting revenge by hooking up with their ex's best friend.
Remember Janet and Charley used to go on double dates with Kate and Josh? Yeah well now Charley's doin Kate, and Josh is doin Janet. Classic ex-swap.
by ......................! May 06, 2010
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