Derp

The only word I'm surprised hasn't appeared yet lmao

DERP DERP DERPITY DERP DERP

by IZ YA BOI January 27, 2018

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Derping

Scared and coughing

Why did you jump out at me without my inhaler? I'm derping!

by Derping4life December 3, 2020

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Derp

Something you say when your friends or people around you say something so stupid that it's hard to think of why they said that

Person 1: Dude did you know that ice cream has to stay cold.

Person 2: (sighs) Derp

by TheOnlyNate December 31, 2016

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A man who, through a settlement with his ex-wife, had his defamation lawsuit against her dismissed with prejudice. A man who, as it turns out, lied about his ex-wife defaming him. A man with yellow, rotting teeth whose fans will never admit the prime of his career is over with. A man who society is slowly, but surely, finally turning against & apologizing to his ex-wife for believing him & not her.

Did you hear? Johnny Derp and his legal team knew he'd lose his defamation lawsuit on appeal, so he got his ex-wife, Queen Amber Heard, to agree to a settlement where: 1) she doesn't have to admit guilt; 2) she's not legally bound by a gag order or NDA; 3) his $15M jury verdict gets invalidated & all he gets is $1M from her homeowner's insurance; & 4) as part of her homeowner's insurance paying him $1M, he had to agree that she didn't defame him, because her insurance company wouldn't pay out if there was malice. Not to mention, the news release put out by his abuse-defender lawyers and their soon-to-be out-of-business law firm stating that both agree not to seek any further legal action in this case. So, it means he willingly had his defamation lawsuit dismissed with prejudice in exchange for admitting he lied about her just so he could get $1M.

by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre June 25, 2023

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Derping

To cough and be scared at the same time. Changed from the previous definition as no one uses this word anymore. Term Coined by Callmekevin 2.61 sub youtuber.

I was derping all night because of my asthma, and the man in my window that seemed to be Jim Pickens.

by CMK Community December 3, 2020

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