When one cuts the tip of their penis off, bastes said Tip in melted organic Irish import butter, deep fries their tip for approximately 17 minutes, and then eats the tip of their penis
(This sexual action can only be performed once)
(This sexual action can only be performed once)
Hey wassup guys. So last night I was feelin in the mood, and I wasn’t really feeling keeping the tip of my dick, so I performed a Chef’s Tip
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by TyroneTT May 18, 2008
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