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I am infertile from eating scented candles. The

A comment most often left by a user on YouTube named “lpc9929” who also leaves other comments such as “Hey Google exit YouTube” on his channels community posts, he is seen eating candles.
L PC: “I am infertile from eating scented candles. The”
Dragonpainter299: “what”
by TheIrritatedScot September 18, 2024
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Croatian Candle Holder

A popular Eastern European sex position. Stand your partner against a wall, face to the wall. Mount them from behend while setting their hair on fire and restraining their hands so that they can't put the fire out.
She: I see Laverne is wearing a wig.
He: Yeah, she and Bruce tried the Croatian Candle Holder last week.
by FerdiT February 6, 2024
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Canadian Candle

A Canadian Candle is a candle who was born in Canada. They sometimes are born in different places and go to Canada, there’s only one real CC that appears ever 100 years. They’re friends with Canadian Dino ‘s helicopters bees snakes and anything you can think of!
by The Canadian Candle August 31, 2021
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Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.
Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.
by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016
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Wet candle in a dark cave

Term that explains someone who is so lost that they are beyond return or are very very stupid.
“Man that bitch Sabrina is one wet candle in a dark cave
by Big Sawse October 22, 2020
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Candle Pop

When your girlfriend/wife gives you a blow job while you give her an ear candle.
My girlfriend asked me to light her ear candle, while she was laying there she pulled down my pants and blew me before the flame went out then yelled Chinese Candle Pop!
by ChinseXandlePop September 22, 2025
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roman candle

the act of inserting a lit candle, firework, or tar dipped flaming torch into the anus, at speed so that the flame goes out upon insertion.
“dude, i gave michelle a roman candle last night. but i wasn’t fast enough, and the firework went off. She shot 4 feet in the air! she had no time to use the safe word. we’ll stick to regular bdsm i think.
by jef weulard October 16, 2021
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