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Walrus is a crazy driver, funny dad, and loves pop. Changes his ringtone all of the time. If you have a "Walrus" in your life you are lucky. If you marry him he will love you and you will go through a lot of bad/good stuff. You will have 2-3 kids and a lot of fun.
Hey Walrus can we go to your house
by METALLICA (this aint them) March 31, 2019
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The walrus

When 2 males and a female are having intercourse, and the two males have placed there penis both sides of your mouth.
‘Mate, me and Jimmy has this girl the other night.. she made the walrus look easy.’
by Thepositionguy69 April 3, 2019
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Angry walrus

When you're getting head and about to cum so you shove her head down unexpectedly so that cum shoots out her nostrils making her look like a angry walrus.
I gave Gabby a angry walrus last night and she made me sleep on the couch
by Sickplumb September 18, 2019
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To walrus

To Walrus: The art of drinking two drinks at the same time, with a straw in each drink.
Hey man, are you really going to WALRUS those vodka-orange juices??

-Yeah, you know how I be
by DatBootygoonBoi March 24, 2018
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irish walrus

When you don't have a good comeback like ,"fucking Jew Bagel," so you think of random shit. If you tried to define this Y0ur m0m Gay!
Awww you shit on my head you fucking Irish Walrus.
by Thickest B0Y May 17, 2018
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walrus

fat animal or insult to fat kid.
you are a walrus. the zish ate a walrus.
by AJAX 33 April 8, 2020
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Epic walrus

A man who is loved and hated by the community he was bitten by a radioactive walrus and now is the youtube epic walrus some teacher love him while others don’t he is a simple man but not a simp man he loves gaming and memes his YouTube channel is dormant and he loves his homies except for texkz he can go and die he will stop at nothing to beat the boss get the girl or cockslap the homies his best friends or the boiz are 6ishop Kevin and your mom
Texkz : your garbage talk to me when you have 100 subs

Everyone : stfu texkz that’s why no one like you

6ishop: that’s why your clips suck

Acid : ha ha loser l’s
Epic walrus : thanks guys I really love you
by Surlaw cipe March 16, 2020
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