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Salmoning

When two males dock one another, but one begins to urinate with great force into the other's urethra.

It's called salmoning because it is much like a salmon travelling up stream; it is also known also as up-streaming.
As Jeff was docking Dave, he realized he needed to take a piss. "Just salmon me, baby." Dave said.

"Oh man, I love salmoning guys."
by Phantumps December 6, 2016
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Salmon-Beard-Santa

A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.
Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.
by thehighyeast September 30, 2012
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savage salmon

Savage Salmon is when you accidentally pronounce Savage7 wrong, and it becomes Savage Salmon :)
by kpop_for_ever August 10, 2019
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SALMON

the salmon died = fun

p.s this is made in middle school so poop
by Jack+Macgyver1234_fan February 17, 2022
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Stinky Salmon

When you fuck an absolute 3 while your so croinked and zoot sandwiched and she has undiscovered stds that make her pussy smell like salmon. After you eat her pussy, you slowly turn into a salmon.
Last night, Bob Wyoming Sampson’d the fuck out of a stinky salmon. He’s become a fish!!”
by buster_hymen69420 May 6, 2022
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Salmon

Look salmon
by Salmon Manta July 1, 2022
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Salmon

A person who is mean or rude, synonym for jerk.
You salmon!
by Evoker94 December 2, 2024
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