swamp tit

Self explanatory

I need to change my bra I have swamp tit.

Hang on while I put deodorant on my swamp tit.

I need to shower my swamp tit is getting out of control.

I wanna motorboat your swamp tit.

by Baloney nipples January 10, 2014

swamp dong

When male genetilia is all hot and sweaty; like swamp ass (swass) or boob sweat (swoob).

It's like 104 degrees outside and these polyester shorts are giving me a bad case of swamp dong.

by qharkanson December 27, 2014

swamp tootie

Stank ass sweat ass stanky pussy.

" Bro that bitch smells likeswamp tootie dont eat that!"

by VSL December 1, 2013

Swamp fabulous

When a redneck bitch spends a long time on her hair, makeup, and clothes, and thinks she looks fantastic, but really she lookin like down syndrome aphrodesiacal Jeff Bridges wearing whats left from his dead grandmother's chest in the attic

"Omg, DIRT is not a foundation Becky"
"Fuck you Jennifer, I'm swamp fabulous"

by Ruiver August 30, 2016

swamp arse

A combination of sweat in the arse crack and not wiping properly makes for swamp mud texture in the bunghole.

I had a bad chilli lastnight and combine that with the humidity today,i am getting a bad case of swamp arse.

by Ragnar Loddbrok October 27, 2016

Swamp noodle

1) the post-coitus shape of the male genitalia.

2) when your dick soggy after a good fuck

Yo, she got me so good I had swamp noodle for like 3 days after.

by Sydzillah October 25, 2015

Swamp of fucktards

A derogatory phrase used to define the largest subset of people within an industry that coalesce the path of least resistance for achievement which dwindles the opportunity and instead of striving for growth & continuing to build upon their success they continue to work harder in a saturated market for much less than the beginning.

Egor was making easy money online when these new tools that made it stupid simple. Now that so many people discovered the opportunity with zero skills everyone is doing it. Those that are driven and motivated have reinvested their earnings and are growing to new sectors but there will always be that swamp of fucktards looking for the easy buck fighting over the crumbs. They'll never expand their business.

You can't just drive around randomly as a Lyft/Uber driver and expect to be #1. Get out of the swamp of fucktards and quit bitching you never get riders. Learn the hot spots in town and build some rapport with daily commuters.

by JonnyHardHop October 17, 2018