These are the people ,only barely, running around walmart on black friday just grabbing everything they see, not even knowing if they want it, but grabbing anyway and even fighting over cheep crap just because the price tag says 80 or 90% off. This could happen at other stores and also on other days but the ultimate outcome is usually some redneck being charged with assult for attacking someone else who grabbed a playstation 3 just before they could.
Look at all those sea gulls in line at walmart, blackfriday is 2 days away. My wife wants to go shopping on black friday but I don't want to get hit by another sea gull this year who waited in line 2 days before for a 2 dollar toaster.
by rockymntnoysters January 19, 2009
by Sea Nymph King January 23, 2010
A sea gull.
Guy #1: Today I was walking on the beach with my girlfriend and we saw a flock of sea pigeons.
Guy #2: What did you do?
Guy #1: I laid my girl on the beach, threw bread on her, then ran.
Guy #2: Rofl.
Guy #2: What did you do?
Guy #1: I laid my girl on the beach, threw bread on her, then ran.
Guy #2: Rofl.
by Wetback Joe June 10, 2010
Oh George, you're such a sea bandit.
Only a sea bandit would do something like shitting in the ocean.
Only a sea bandit would do something like shitting in the ocean.
by bryangregorski November 20, 2008
A sea hag is a woman that didn't treat you right. Abruptly and loudly tell her to get out of your life by making only one surf-casting gesture that ends in a pointing finger and say "You didn't treat me right! Back to the sea with the rest of the hags you sea hag...that's the way it is!" Also, don't feel bad about it or try to figure out why she didn't treat you right 'cause you'll go crazy. And, you can't get in trouble for calling someone a sea hag, but you can for other stuff.
by Sea hag victim February 26, 2009
by Seabassman October 02, 2010