Sea Turtle

The last soda in the six pack rings.

Hey, go buy some more soda, I just took the sea turtle.

by thatonlinejerk August 21, 2013

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Sea Nymph

Sea Nymphs are amazing creatures that are in the sea and they pwn mermaids. End of story.

Sam: I LOVE MY MERMAIDS.

Becky: MY SEA NYMPHS WILL PWN YOUR MERMAIDS ANY DAY.

Sam: Dawww.

by Sea Nymph King January 22, 2010

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Guy #1: Today I was walking on the beach with my girlfriend and we saw a flock of sea pigeons.

Guy #2: What did you do?

Guy #1: I laid my girl on the beach, threw bread on her, then ran.

Guy #2: Rofl.

by Wetback Joe June 12, 2010

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Sea bandit

One who fish, dump waste, and carry weapons in our seas.

Oh George, you're such a sea bandit.

Only a sea bandit would do something like shitting in the ocean.

by bryangregorski April 1, 2009

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sea hag

A sea hag is a woman that didn't treat you right. Abruptly and loudly tell her to get out of your life by making only one surf-casting gesture that ends in a pointing finger and say "You didn't treat me right! Back to the sea with the rest of the hags you sea hag...that's the way it is!" Also, don't feel bad about it or try to figure out why she didn't treat you right 'cause you'll go crazy. And, you can't get in trouble for calling someone a sea hag, but you can for other stuff.

Back to the sea with the rest of the hags you sea hag...that's the way it is!

by Sea hag victim February 26, 2009

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