Reality sink

A. donald Trump is a reality sink, so is Dr. Clef
by Fnitu June 30, 2023
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Reality Breaking

A situation where reality is tending to bend and is corrupting.
by SkyBeetle July 11, 2022
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If they could, why wouldnt they?

When someone does something that only benefits them at the expense of others, they are following Hughan's First Law of Reality.
Rick: Dam, Horizon Wireless fucked me in the ass with these charges for international travel.

Matty: If they could, why wouldn't they, thats Hughan's First Law of Reality.
by mwallace2202 February 03, 2025
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The phrase a person who has no interest in reality tv tells the person who does have interest in reality tv that they have feelings for them. It's a genuinely sweet gesture with no expectation for love making. It's just so that the person will be near the other.
Ashley: "Hey, I know you don't like cooking shows, but there's a finale on tonight. Would you like to watch it with me?"
Michael: "Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you. I'll watch anything as long as I am near you. I care deeply about you."
Ashley: "Wow! Wow! Wow!"
by von groovy June 29, 2024
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Reality Theory

The summation of all the most prominent conspiracy theories that completely alter the world's history from the modern scientific account. Including Religion/God, Flat Earth Theory, Mythological history, No Forest Theory, Khazarian Jews, Illuminati/Rothschild/New World Order, Phantom Time Hypothesis, Faked Moon-landing, etc.
Person 1: Dude, you really believe in that Illuminati conspiracy theory?
Person 2: No, I believe in the Reality Theory, it's so much more than that
by elbenoloco May 10, 2021
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Reality Pirate

An investigator of reality who regards the brain as a universal vessel and knowledge as booty.
Albert Einstein and Alan Watts are both fine examples of reality pirates.
by theoldcrow January 13, 2012
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VR (virtual reality)

The one thing your parents wont get because it's wayy too expensive.
Mom/dad, I want the VR (virtual reality) so badly!1!!!!!111!
by helloiamsean April 19, 2022
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